WE and our neighbor, Mark, have an ongoing battle. Mark is

#4's friend Maddie's Dad. Well, today, WE rigged up a bucket on a string and put it on the roof right where Mark stands when he comes over to visit. He trailed the string into the house and was planning on yanking it to bring down the bucket of water onto Mark's head. Then We sent #4 and Maddie over to get Mark. Eventually, Mark came over with a basket of mangoes for us from the mango tree in his yard. He stood in the right spot, WE yanked the string and the string broke. Mark just stood there and continued talking and WE secretly sent

#1 onto the roof to dump the bucket manually. As #1 came over the top of the roof to do the deed, Mark suddenly dumped the basket of mangos, revealing the water balloons he had hidden under them. He started chucking the balloons at #1 and WE ran out of the house with glasses of water to throw at Mark. It was crazy. Turned out #4 and Maddie had narced WE out to Mark, which is why he came armed with the balloons. WE is now referring to his sister as "The Betrayer". Life around here sure stays interesting.