Holiday, maybe I should be a professional de-clutterer.  You can be my first customer.  I'd love to go into a persons house and just start tossing stuff.  What could be more fun that getting a room all cleaned out and neat looking?  Though I'm such a minimalist I'd probably send my customers into shock.

After babysitting for 3 kids today, #2 was exhausted by the end of the day.  I took the cowards way out and spent most of the day at the office so I didn't have to be home.  I just reminded her that every hour she spends babysitting is getting her that much closer to her band trip to Disneyland next spring.  She told me Micky Mouse freaks her out because talking, smiling mice are just creepy.  Can't argue with that.